i just realized that i don’t actually have to do anything with my life… i don’t have to achieve anything i’m free to waste all my “potential” and lower the bar so down low just breathing is enough… !!! honestly!!! because i don’t actually give a shit i’m just pretending!

i think this is really important to remember

(via disintress)



i hate when people call their grandparents weird names instead of grandma and grandpa like babooshka or salami

people speak other languages you complete fuckwit

(Source: aurevoir-mes-amis, via shippingtillthesungoesdown)

I need someone who can keep up with me mentally and sexually

(Source: itgetsdown, via shippingtillthesungoesdown)