notimefordirtytalk:

You know, if you watch the lion king closely, you can find a lot of simbalism.

(Source: allyasavedthedayagain, via youmustbethedoctor)

The two hardest things in the world are trying not to eat out of boredom and not taking 6 hour naps after school

(Source: sidnugget, via blueclaudia)

mootiness:

firony:

bombprince:

melonlordn:

ieatgokudera:

EYELASHES YOU ARE SUPPOSE TO PREVENT STUFF FROM FALLING IN MY EYE BUT WHEN YOU FALL IN MY EYE THEN WHAT AM I SUPPOSE TO DO YOU WERE MY LAST LINE OF DEFENSE AND YOU BETRAYED ME

How eyeronic

get off my post

You don’t have to lash out

these puns are far too cornea

(via blueclaudia)

jaclcfrost:

but if a playground doesn’t have swings is it really even a playground. or is it just. a disappointment

(via girisha)

tupacabra:

*snapchats doctor* does this look infected 2 u

(via bootycalling101)

netflx:

one time a waiter asked me what kind of taco shell i wanted and i forgot the word for “soft taco” so i asked him for a flexible taco. fle xible taco

(Source: accidently, via bootycalling101)

guy:

*aggressively stabs at each individual letter when retyping password*

(Source: guy, via girisha)

grinderman2:

*tips fedora at mosquito* m’laria

(via bootycalling101)

dolphinboy420:

WHY DO COMPLIMENTS MAKE ME FEEL 2% BETTER BUT INSULTS MAKE ME FEEL 87% WORSE I DONT LIKE THAT

(Source: dolphinboy89, via ma-linconia)