supersmashthestatebros:

no Santa, they’re not gifts, they’re jifts.

(via ugly)

greathaircut:

to the prankster who put “the moon” as the address on their online pizza delivery order: thanks a whole dang lot. i was up there for like ten minutes just aimlesly waiting, ringing the doorbell, kicking moon rocks around

(via thefuuuucomics)